
"It's the Silicon Valley foundation - they want to know if we'll match our grandson's $100 million donation."
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"It's the Silicon Valley foundation - they want to know if we'll match our grandson's $100 million donation."
"Someday, son, all this will belong to Bill Gates."
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Robot Parts $5
The president's men
'We're under capitalized. As soon as we reach the break even point we'll buy a lemon.'
Guy has framed 'first Yuan'
"Some day, son, all this will be your ex-wife's."
"Son, you're old enough now for The Talk: everything you need to know about compound interest."
A child stands behind a stand piled high with snowballs and a sign that reads "Hand-crafted snowballs 25¢".
Hamish Harris. The boy bon vivant.
"Well, I'm sad for Gloria...she's gonna be bummed out when I'm twice as successful as she is."
'It's crunch time, Caldwell. That's the time between when you're born, and when you make your first million.'
MUM! No one wanted to buy my cowpats
"There are the arts, the sciences, agriculture, and commerce. Stick with commerce, if you know what's good for you."
"May I skip the usual Show & Tell and try to hustle some merch?"
'This boy you call my son doesn't care about investments, economy and money. I want a DNA test.'
"Sorry, stock-market jitters."
"Gee, thanks! What rate of interest does it pay?"
'So I'll become a CEO of a dummy corporation.'
"Dad, wouldn't my allowance be better off earning interest in a tax free municipal bond fund?"
'That's true son..Money can't buy happiness. But it makes being unhappy a little easier to live with.'
Boy in toy car talking on phone.
"This is a big seller, and we get them cheap...from China."
"Someday this will all be yours...assuming that someday you'll have enough to buy it from me."
'In the future, if we're a little late with your allowance, don't just automatically turn it over to a collection agency.'
'Interesting. At first, I didn't pick her as dominant.' - Child chairs meeting at Toys Inc.
'I told you he's gonna be the next Warren Buffett!'
'He's precocious.'
"The only thing I'm sensing is an entrepreneurial spirit."
"Forget the allowance. I'm getting more than I need from venture capital."
'If you want to be a great success, get yourself huge wads of money.'
'Let's play business. I'll be the chairman of the board and you'll work for me and laugh whenever I tell a joke.'
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