News Mogul Mugs

Trump's scapegoat bingo

"And need I remind you, the 'art of the deal' is the lifeblood of this company."

Golly, �1m a year isn't too much. I don't know why your shareholders don't understand you.

'There's good news and bad news, J. B. - we now control 51% of this corporation's stock!'

Apart from your mother, who else thinks you're doing a good job as Chairman of the company?

'We're under capitalized. As soon as we reach the break even point we'll buy a lemon.'

Royal Mail boss to become ITV boss.

'If only every year was an election year.'

"And we will absolutely start lending again as soon as we finish building our debtors' prison."

'It's crunch time, Caldwell. That's the time between when you're born, and when you make your first million.'

"....So called 'fake news' is dangerous to our democracy!"

'Dog eat dog.'

'Stocks were up on news that no performance enhancing drugs were used to achieve today's highs. . .'

'So, gentlemen, how's the dollar trading against the immortal soul, today?'

'Mr. Dunbarter, your fantasy that 'greed is good' may be a case of economic insanity.'

'I'm not taking that money to buy drugs. I'm taking it to pay bribes if I'm caught with my drugs.'

"Did you hear that that bastard McMinney has buggered of to work for Bank of America!"

"What's on my schedule today, Fred?"

'Of course, the toll on my personal life has been enormous.'

'I love this street...it's so real man...'

Newspaper suicide.

'You can't put him out to pasture - he owns the pasture!'

Business school graduate trying to climb to the top of the world

Greed.

Remember . . . If at first you do succeed, make sequels!'

Dragon's den desk. 'I'm in' and 'I'm out' tray on desk.

'You've been killing files again.'

'There's a gentleman out here with $643 million. He would like to discuss a takeover.'

"Leave Lou to me. I'll eat him and then you can run the company."

'Wake up! You should be worrying about our investments!'

The Personal ATM

Savory Types

"To be honest, I'm leaving public service so I can make some real money as a talking head on a cable news network."

'We're an international company, Mr. Zickenbarth. We've got creditors in more than 200 different countries!'

Counting my Bonus...