Publishing Mogul Mugs

"How can I be sure you can deliver the goods? All I've seen so far is a whole lot of posturing."

"And need I remind you, the 'art of the deal' is the lifeblood of this company."

Golly, �1m a year isn't too much. I don't know why your shareholders don't understand you.

'There's good news and bad news, J. B. - we now control 51% of this corporation's stock!'

"Do you see yourself becoming a movie in five years?"

Apart from your mother, who else thinks you're doing a good job as Chairman of the company?

'We're under capitalized. As soon as we reach the break even point we'll buy a lemon.'

Royal Mail boss to become ITV boss.

'If only every year was an election year.'

"And we will absolutely start lending again as soon as we finish building our debtors' prison."

'Call the boss! We're in trouble!'

'It's crunch time, Caldwell. That's the time between when you're born, and when you make your first million.'

'Dog eat dog.'

'Stocks were up on news that no performance enhancing drugs were used to achieve today's highs. . .'

"....So called 'fake news' is dangerous to our democracy!"

'So, gentlemen, how's the dollar trading against the immortal soul, today?'

'Mr. Dunbarter, your fantasy that 'greed is good' may be a case of economic insanity.'

'My ultimate goal is to do product promo in a popular Super Bowl T.V ad.'

'Of course, the toll on my personal life has been enormous.'

"What's on my schedule today, Fred?"

'I'm not taking that money to buy drugs. I'm taking it to pay bribes if I'm caught with my drugs.'

Newspaper suicide.

'You can't put him out to pasture - he owns the pasture!'

"Did you hear that that bastard McMinney has buggered of to work for Bank of America!"

Business school graduate trying to climb to the top of the world

Greed.

'There's a gentleman out here with $643 million. He would like to discuss a takeover.'

The Personal ATM

"Leave Lou to me. I'll eat him and then you can run the company."

Remember . . . If at first you do succeed, make sequels!'

Counting my Bonus...

Savory Types

Dragon's den desk. 'I'm in' and 'I'm out' tray on desk.

As you can see, media coverage at this event is very heavy...

'You've been killing files again.'