Book Mogul Mugs

Library with giant books.

"And need I remind you, the 'art of the deal' is the lifeblood of this company."

Golly, �1m a year isn't too much. I don't know why your shareholders don't understand you.

'There's good news and bad news, J. B. - we now control 51% of this corporation's stock!'

Apart from your mother, who else thinks you're doing a good job as Chairman of the company?

'We're under capitalized. As soon as we reach the break even point we'll buy a lemon.'

Royal Mail boss to become ITV boss.

'What a drive! Our boy's going to go a long, long way.'

"Make a lot of money."

'If only every year was an election year.'

Lemonade Inc.

"And we will absolutely start lending again as soon as we finish building our debtors' prison."

'It's crunch time, Caldwell. That's the time between when you're born, and when you make your first million.'

'Mr. Dunbarter, your fantasy that 'greed is good' may be a case of economic insanity.'

"....So called 'fake news' is dangerous to our democracy!"

'So, gentlemen, how's the dollar trading against the immortal soul, today?'

'Stocks were up on news that no performance enhancing drugs were used to achieve today's highs. . .'

'Dog eat dog.'

"You were right. Building an online business empire is even more fun than playing games."

"What's on my schedule today, Fred?"

'Of course, the toll on my personal life has been enormous.'

'I'm not taking that money to buy drugs. I'm taking it to pay bribes if I'm caught with my drugs.'

Newspaper suicide.

"Did you hear that that bastard McMinney has buggered of to work for Bank of America!"

'You can't put him out to pasture - he owns the pasture!'

"So...do you have a job now?"

Business school graduate trying to climb to the top of the world

Greed.

"Leave Lou to me. I'll eat him and then you can run the company."

As you can see, media coverage at this event is very heavy...

Savory Types

The Personal ATM

Remember . . . If at first you do succeed, make sequels!'

Counting my Bonus...

Dragon's den desk. 'I'm in' and 'I'm out' tray on desk.