Media Mogul In The Making Gifts

'I'm a member of the non-traditional media.'

'Astounding, isn't it? As far as we know, this is the earliest known evidence of a true hunting and news-gathering society!'

'We'll need a bigger studio- Rosie wants to interview Rush Limbaugh.'

"Do you see yourself becoming a movie in five years?"

Royal Mail boss to become ITV boss.

'If only every year was an election year.'

News Internecine: Murdoch succession battle

"....So called 'fake news' is dangerous to our democracy!"

'I'm not taking that money to buy drugs. I'm taking it to pay bribes if I'm caught with my drugs.'

'My ultimate goal is to do product promo in a popular Super Bowl T.V ad.'

Newspaper suicide.

'I love this street...it's so real man...'

'You've been killing files again.'

"So how much money have you made from your psychic hotline business?"

"To be honest, I'm leaving public service so I can make some real money as a talking head on a cable news network."

As you can see, media coverage at this event is very heavy...

'Get me public relations!'

"I could afford a degree in broadcast journalism, but not the makeup."

"Can you give me your opinion on the 'Paid for' magazines debate?" "Sure...but it will cost you"

World Economic Forum

'Man, I'm age 21 now and so far, I haven't done anything important. Things can't go on like this or I will have to forget my plan to become rich and famous by writing my autobiography at age 35!'

'Interactive TV news.'

"I refuse to discuss my selfless passion for public service until my hair, makeup and lighting are perfect."

"I LOVE this business! Just when you think you've discovered our culture's lowest common denominator, along comes a crazy genius like you to show us how wrong our math was!"

"Let's go someplace else. There are no paparazzi here."

'Hi, I'm on the make,'

'Take me to see Max Clifford'

Culture, Media and Sport Podium.

Money Flow increases as Tiger Woods returns to the game.

Trump to Fax: Drop Dead

"I'm resigning so I can spend more time with my wonderful family, here."

Man considers blogging.

'From the very beginning we felt that defeating the Big Bad Wolf would be meaningless unless we could parlay it into a book deal.'

"Is there a spin doctor in the house?"

'Hollywood pharmacy: 'Thank you! Have a paparazzi - filled day!'