Media Mogul In The Making Pillows

'I'm a member of the non-traditional media.'

'Astounding, isn't it? As far as we know, this is the earliest known evidence of a true hunting and news-gathering society!'

'We'll need a bigger studio- Rosie wants to interview Rush Limbaugh.'

"Do you see yourself becoming a movie in five years?"

Royal Mail boss to become ITV boss.

'If only every year was an election year.'

News Internecine: Murdoch succession battle

"....So called 'fake news' is dangerous to our democracy!"

'I'm not taking that money to buy drugs. I'm taking it to pay bribes if I'm caught with my drugs.'

'I love this street...it's so real man...'

Newspaper suicide.

"So how much money have you made from your psychic hotline business?"

As you can see, media coverage at this event is very heavy...

'You've been killing files again.'

"To be honest, I'm leaving public service so I can make some real money as a talking head on a cable news network."

'Get me public relations!'

"Can you give me your opinion on the 'Paid for' magazines debate?" "Sure...but it will cost you"

World Economic Forum

"I could afford a degree in broadcast journalism, but not the makeup."

'Man, I'm age 21 now and so far, I haven't done anything important. Things can't go on like this or I will have to forget my plan to become rich and famous by writing my autobiography at age 35!'

'Interactive TV news.'

"I refuse to discuss my selfless passion for public service until my hair, makeup and lighting are perfect."

"I LOVE this business! Just when you think you've discovered our culture's lowest common denominator, along comes a crazy genius like you to show us how wrong our math was!"

"Let's go someplace else. There are no paparazzi here."

Culture, Media and Sport Podium.

'Hi, I'm on the make,'

"Is there a spin doctor in the house?"

'From the very beginning we felt that defeating the Big Bad Wolf would be meaningless unless we could parlay it into a book deal.'

'Hollywood pharmacy: 'Thank you! Have a paparazzi - filled day!'

Trump

Jesus - Trial by media.