Business Magnate Gifts

Donald Trump

"It's the Silicon Valley foundation - they want to know if we'll match our grandson's $100 million donation."

A fat cat in a suit smoking a cigar.

Monopoly, "You have been made a major media baron- do what the hell you like!"

Just Married an Oil Baron

'I tried to light my cigar with money once, but the coin just got hot and burned my fingers.'

"Look, you need to work harder, simple."

Steve Jobs

Bill Gates

Sergei Brin

"Well, what would YOU like for Christmas?"

Bill Gates

"It's about Henry Ford."

"Today only, Mr. Hardly, when you buy one 737 MAX airliner at our special price, we'll throw in a second 737 MAX absolutely free."

The Squillionaire's Space Race Heats Up

Elon Musk

"My gut tells me this is a time to mute our hoopla."

Donald Trump

Oil executives agonise over decisions on dealing with price explosion.

Fridge Magnate

'Be sure to capture my international corporation side.'

I'm a stocks millionaire! Do you really want me to be satisfied with a simple rubber duck??!

Lord Avariss - Captain of Industry

Sheldon Adelson

Billionaires holding their annual politician round-up.

The Murdochs '. . . Wendi, this channel'snot plugging any newscorp interests!'

"We were hit by tycoons."

"And need I remind you, the 'art of the deal' is the lifeblood of this company."

'There's good news and bad news, J. B. - we now control 51% of this corporation's stock!'

Apart from your mother, who else thinks you're doing a good job as Chairman of the company?

'We're under capitalized. As soon as we reach the break even point we'll buy a lemon.'

"Do you promise to love, honour and contribute to the gross national product?"

LEMONADE 50 CENTS, 'I'm only seven years old -- I don't HAVE a credit rating yet!'

News Internecine: Murdoch succession battle

'Dog eat dog.'