Money Magnate Gifts

'That's a statue of my rich uncle.'

'For future reference, the only things I find amusing are the ones that make me money.'

"I detect a subtle bouquet of money."

Massive Oak Investments inc.

'So, how much can you lend me?'

Ladies and gentlemen, a quadrillion comes after a trillion, so get used to pronouncing it.

"The most important thing isn't money - it's love. Luckily I love money!"

The Dollar Grave

"Let me tell you how I made £1.2m...this morning..."

"Oh grow up."

Heartless

"Have you made enough money yet? No, me neither."

'First of all, let's make one thing clear: greed is good.'

'That's right, a person with 9 million is no happier than one with 8 million.'

'I'm coming out of the closet. I'm into material wealth, and I'm not afraid to admit it.'

'I preferred it when you were just an ordinary shareholder'

'A measly 3.5 mil a year... You expect me to do soul-searching?'

'The rich get richer!'

'This portfolio is perfect for someone who has become too materialistic.'

'I have this sure-fire method to beat the lottery!'

'He died of too much money.'

Mna behind US dollar bars.

'A chicken is the ideal pet for the boss. He likes the way it keeps saying ‘Buck-Buck-Buck'.'

Golly, �1m a year isn't too much. I don't know why your shareholders don't understand you.

"Do you promise to love, honour and contribute to the gross national product?"

"And we will absolutely start lending again as soon as we finish building our debtors' prison."

'It's crunch time, Caldwell. That's the time between when you're born, and when you make your first million.'

'Mr. Dunbarter, your fantasy that 'greed is good' may be a case of economic insanity.'

'Stocks were up on news that no performance enhancing drugs were used to achieve today's highs. . .'

Greed.

Lord Avariss - Captain of Industry

'Wake up! You should be worrying about our investments!'

The Personal ATM

Counting my Bonus...

Entropy.