Pocket Money Magnate Gifts

"$100? What are you doing ... fracking your own gas?"

Golly, �1m a year isn't too much. I don't know why your shareholders don't understand you.

News Internecine: Murdoch succession battle

"And we will absolutely start lending again as soon as we finish building our debtors' prison."

'It's crunch time, Caldwell. That's the time between when you're born, and when you make your first million.'

'Stocks were up on news that no performance enhancing drugs were used to achieve today's highs. . .'

'Mr. Dunbarter, your fantasy that 'greed is good' may be a case of economic insanity.'

"Dad, this is Wendy, she's going to re-negotiate my allowance!"

'My allowance isn't much - but I have a great benefits package!'

Busking, "Stop worrying your father for money."

"I detect a subtle bouquet of money."

Greed.

The Personal ATM

Counting my Bonus...

'I've crunched the numbers and you can afford to increase my allowance by 15.5%.'

"Sinclair's not all he's cracked up to be. His reputation exceeds him."

'In the future, if we're a little late with your allowance, don't just automatically turn it over to a collection agency.'

'Wake up! You should be worrying about our investments!'

Lord Avariss - Captain of Industry

Bank Loans - Thank you, I shall always be in your debt.

'Our short-term solution is money. Our long-term solution is more money.'

"We've got to fix the climate before we run out of trees to print money on."

'I know that other kids manage on ?5 pocket money - but their parents don't charge them to watch any television programme their parents don't happen to approve off!'

"Well, what would YOU like for Christmas?"

'If you want to be a great success, get yourself huge wads of money.'

'First of all, let's make one thing clear: greed is good.'

A rising tide may lift all boats but I sank all my savings in beachfront properties.

'One day this will all be yours.'

'There's a no-nonsense quality about TJ that I admire.'

'I think we may have an income problem.'

Save the earth/Make Money.

'We're not clear who is running your company.'

A fat cat in a suit smoking a cigar.

"The most important thing isn't money - it's love. Luckily I love money!"

Bernard Madoff's House Arrest.