Technology Magnate Gifts

"It's the Silicon Valley foundation - they want to know if we'll match our grandson's $100 million donation."

"Do you promise to love, honour and contribute to the gross national product?"

News Internecine: Murdoch succession battle

'Our little guy is busy with homework, or if we're lucky, some sort of social network start-up.'

"I detect a subtle bouquet of money."

Lord Avariss - Captain of Industry

Entropy.

'Our short-term solution is money. Our long-term solution is more money.'

"Sold his air rights."

"Well, what would YOU like for Christmas?"

'One day this will all be yours.'

'We're here to talk to your son about his website...'

My Countree

'First of all, let's make one thing clear: greed is good.'

A fat cat in a suit smoking a cigar.

Oil explodes from the wishing well.

"The most important thing isn't money - it's love. Luckily I love money!"

"It may well be the root of all evil, but it's also the root of all this."

Ladies and gentlemen, a quadrillion comes after a trillion, so get used to pronouncing it.

Just Married an Oil Baron

"Look! Up in the sky! It's a bird! It's a plane! Haha! It's Jeff Bezos!"

'He died of too much money.'

"Wow thanks, Uncle Elon! Best inauguration ever!"

'You're too heavy on metals and too light on equities.'

Company boss says to baby: 'I've called you in here to keep you in the loop as we've made some very long-term investments,'

Feedback doesn't always need to be negative.

'This portfolio is perfect for someone who has become too materialistic.'

When I start my own Internet company I'll hire people to solve problems like that.

Fridge Magnate

'For future reference, the only things I find amusing are the ones that make me money.'

Real Estate Sign - Desperation...