Meeting Magnate Gifts

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"Do you promise to love, honour and contribute to the gross national product?"

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"I detect a subtle bouquet of money."

Lord Avariss - Captain of Industry

Entropy.

'Our short-term solution is money. Our long-term solution is more money.'

"Well, what would YOU like for Christmas?"

'First of all, let's make one thing clear: greed is good.'

'One day this will all be yours.'

A fat cat in a suit smoking a cigar.

"The most important thing isn't money - it's love. Luckily I love money!"

Oil explodes from the wishing well.

"I like your reading the financial pages junior. It shows you have an acquisitive mind."

"It's the Silicon Valley foundation - they want to know if we'll match our grandson's $100 million donation."

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"We take pride in offering food that's simple, basic, yet absurdly expensive."

'He died of too much money.'

'You're too heavy on metals and too light on equities.'

"You call this a mere bagatelle?"

Company boss says to baby: 'I've called you in here to keep you in the loop as we've made some very long-term investments,'

Fridge Magnate

'This portfolio is perfect for someone who has become too materialistic.'

'For future reference, the only things I find amusing are the ones that make me money.'

Real Estate Sign - Desperation...

How to books - How to be an oil Profiteer.

'I tried to light my cigar with money once, but the coin just got hot and burned my fingers.'

"Today only, Mr. Hardly, when you buy one 737 MAX airliner at our special price, we'll throw in a second 737 MAX absolutely free."

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Oil executives agonise over decisions on dealing with price explosion.

'I'm coming out of the closet. I'm into material wealth, and I'm not afraid to admit it.'