Budding Entrepreneur Pillows

Two children are running lemonade stands outside their home; one stand is more popular than the other.

'Here's your lemonade and here's some descriptive literature about my franchising opportunities.'

I need to set upmy own company.

Lemonade: 'Closed. Lost Our Insurance.'

'My competitor down the street sasses his parents.'

'Sixty percent of my income is from newspaper delivery, 20% from odd jobs, and 20% from allowance.'

"I let him go because he refused to provide world class service. By the way, that's not lemonade you're drinking."

LEMONADE 50 CENTS, NOW HIRING, 'Okay, you're hired -- now, I want you to forget everything you learned in pre-school.'

"...first, let's just figure out an adjustmetn to my allowance..."

Lemonade Survey

'I assume this comes with performance based bonuses and a superannuation package?'

"No personnel expenses, low manufacturing costs, no turnover tax - according to financial experts my enterprise is worth 859,0000,0000 euro."

"It started out as a joke but I've made twenty bucks ... "

Homework Help and Homework Eaten Stands

LEMONADE 50 CENTS, 'Sorry, cash only -- we don't accept little brothers.'

"Sorry, we don't offer services for allowances."

'Our dad is an oil executive.'

"How can I turn $100 into $1,000?"

"I wasn't just talking in class, I was networking."

'We would deliver if we could cross the street.'

"The complaint department is next door."

SALE

'It's your mother -- are you here?'

'Excellent, Simon. That could turn into a very lucrative media franchise.'

Stuff Broken

Lemonade $4.95, 'We have a very large pension fund.'

'Well son, I see you found the key to my liquor cabinet.'

'If hired, where do you see yourself with the company in five years?'

"I'm from the small business administration...have you ever considered franchising?"

'I heard that there were one born every minute, well, we've been here six hours!'

'But MOM...how can I have shopping cred without a credit card?'

'My allowance isn't much - but I have a great benefits package!'

Performance Enhancing Lemonade.

Boy paid to keep other children away from an artist