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Jeff Bezos Caricature - Donald's Bozo

"Look! Up in the sky! It's a bird! It's a plane! Haha! It's Jeff Bezos!"

"Take us to your leader." "Jeff Bezos? Mark Zuckerberg? Oprah?" "Never mind."

My Countree

"Roses are red, violets are blue. You smell like shit, and desperation too."

"Wow thanks, Uncle Elon! Best inauguration ever!"

Mark Zuckerberg

Bill Gates - sinking boat in the bathtub.

"And need I remind you, the 'art of the deal' is the lifeblood of this company."

'There's good news and bad news, J. B. - we now control 51% of this corporation's stock!'

Apart from your mother, who else thinks you're doing a good job as Chairman of the company?

'We're under capitalized. As soon as we reach the break even point we'll buy a lemon.'

Royal Mail boss to become ITV boss.

'If only every year was an election year.'

'Our little guy is busy with homework, or if we're lucky, some sort of social network start-up.'

'Dog eat dog.'

'So, gentlemen, how's the dollar trading against the immortal soul, today?'

"....So called 'fake news' is dangerous to our democracy!"

'Of course, the toll on my personal life has been enormous.'

"My path to success and fortune was that rather than foraging and storing my own food, I built a portfolio of storage properties to rent..."

Newspaper suicide.

'You can't put him out to pasture - he owns the pasture!'

"What's on my schedule today, Fred?"

"Did you hear that that bastard McMinney has buggered of to work for Bank of America!"

'I'm not taking that money to buy drugs. I'm taking it to pay bribes if I'm caught with my drugs.'

'Son, someday this will all be yours. Or Wal-Mart's. Whoever pays Daddy the most.'

Business school graduate trying to climb to the top of the world

'We're an international company, Mr. Zickenbarth. We've got creditors in more than 200 different countries!'

'You've been killing files again.'

"To be honest, I'm leaving public service so I can make some real money as a talking head on a cable news network."

As you can see, media coverage at this event is very heavy...

Savory Types

Dragon's den desk. 'I'm in' and 'I'm out' tray on desk.

"Leave Lou to me. I'll eat him and then you can run the company."