Billionaire Dreamer Gifts

"I'm thinking this might e a good area to set up base camp."

"I like Warren Buffett. If I were worth $60 billion, I'd be an eternal optimist, too."

There's an Advantage to the World's First Trillionaire

"It's from Bill Gates. He's obviously forgotten he gave you one last year."

"Bill Gates, the richest man in the world, is a nerd!"

In the time it takes to read this, Jeff Bezos has amassed another mill. . . give or take.

'I'm sure that one wasn't there last week.'

'Jimmy Chang gets his allowance in Yuan, and his parents let him buy and sell precious metals...'

“It's $195 million. Now, I know what you're thinking: 'OK, what's the catch?'”

Money Plant.

'Let's call him lucky!'

"Elon Musk is buying rope and walnuts."

'Never underestimate the value of pipe-dreams, my son.'

The Personal ATM

"Hey, look at me, I'm a space billionaire."

"Well, what would YOU like for Christmas?"

"Every single day, guys ask you for advice about women, work, sports... Haven't you ever even heard of the law of supply and demand?. . .I'd be glad to steer the downtrodden and the forlorn your way for a mere 82% of the man-to-man-talk fee."

"R&D really created a miracle drug this time...at least it's been miraculous for our bottom line!"

'We really like your suggested target of us becoming 'richer than God if God won the lottery'. Any idea how we might get there.'

'Nobody special, but rich enough to build this statue of himself.

"So what do you really think of my business plan?"

"I want an eponymous retail empire when I grow up, Greg. What do you want?"

"I'm hoping to sell my startup - a chain of fast-food meditation centers - to Google for seven figures."

Business men's lunches: Tycoons ?25, On the way downers ?2.50.

"I'm creating the world's first 'instant lowrider' kit! I'll need partners...and when the profits roll in, I'll take 75 percent and they will get 50 percent."

"The filthy rich"

There's Riches in Diversity

Warren Buffett

"We'll be too big to fail!"

Even heaven is helpless to stop it.

Anticipated Sales - "Now at this point reality intruded."

'Why don't you just screen for stocks that will go up?'

"It's really too much house for us, but Fran and I plan to live in the walk-in closet and rent the rest."

'Do you realize, this is a land of opportunity?' - 'Yes, anyone can become a tax payer.'

Low-Rent Stockholders