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'I'm no longer content to live beyond my means...I want to live beyond my wildest dreams.'

Man dreaming of pound signs jumping over a fence.

'Because it's there.' (asking for a loan at huge vault)

"Eventually I'd like to have a business where the money rolls in and I wouldn't have to be there much."

'You can be President when you grow up. I'm going to make a lot of money playing shortstop for the Yankees.'

'Money...money...money...'

Wishing Well: Six Lottery Winners

"But in my fantasy business league I'm making millions."

"Yes, it's nice my husband has hoarded a fortune, but it would be nicer if he would let me spend some of it though..."

“It's $195 million. Now, I know what you're thinking: 'OK, what's the catch?'”

'We're all right as long as they think we're taking millions.'

'Think, son! What was that formula you fed that tree?!'

'Wake up! You should be worrying about our investments!'

Member of the Fortune 5 Million

"I'm going to be rich, famous, and irresistible to the opposite sex any day now, Randy." "I think you've had one too many hot cocas, little buddy." "No, really. I've written a note for my descendants and buried it in a time capsule in my backyard." "Once they read it, they'll time-travel back to the 20th century and genetically engineer my embryonic self." "They'll bestow me with superhuman charisma, epic good looks, and money-management skills." "You're forgetting that to have descend

Snowing Money.

What is possible/what is probable.

'I could have made money in the stock market if I had only found the right 'How to invest' book...'

Wishful Thinking Magazine - circulation chart.

"I just sold my entire back catalogue of songs for $185 million."

'Never mind that you could have bought Microsoft years ago - I could have married Bill Gates,'

"You have $3,098 in the bank? I'm impressed! So...do you think about investing it?"

'Well, son... I've made my first million by selling my unpaid bills to the paper-recycling guy!'

Golden Eggs.

I have a dream.

"I was hoping to make billions, but I've settled for making millions."

"He's really excited about this new proposal to let staff take over services."

'I'm your fantasy from the U.S. Treasury Department.'

'I'm only a millionaires, and there are over 260 billionaires!'

"I want to be so successful that it ruins my life."

Cleaner in front of interview panel - 'So what makes you want to apply for the job of Equity Fund Manager?'

'I believe in Santa Claus, and I believe in the guaranteed annual 10% return.'

'Great cash flow, Phil.'

"Hey, I got another roll of thousands, that's the third time this week... so what'd you get?"

"But my real dream is gettin' paid lotsa money for doin' nothin'."