Money Dreamers T-Shirts

Tall column with a bag of money on top and a sign reading 'Sorry for the inconvenience.'

"I wish I had enough money to buy a refrigerator."

“It's $195 million. Now, I know what you're thinking: 'OK, what's the catch?'”

"But in my fantasy business league I'm making millions."

"Yes, it's nice my husband has hoarded a fortune, but it would be nicer if he would let me spend some of it though..."

'We're all right as long as they think we're taking millions.'

'What can you wish for?!... Oh, I don't know... Infinite wealth, beautiful women throwing themselves at your feet, fame and admiration, perhaps?... But, don't let me influence you.'

'Think, son! What was that formula you fed that tree?!'

Member of the Fortune 5 Million

"We'll up your medication and with any luck your delusions should significantly reduce!"

Snowing Money.

"I'm going to be rich, famous, and irresistible to the opposite sex any day now, Randy." "I think you've had one too many hot cocas, little buddy." "No, really. I've written a note for my descendants and buried it in a time capsule in my backyard." "Once they read it, they'll time-travel back to the 20th century and genetically engineer my embryonic self." "They'll bestow me with superhuman charisma, epic good looks, and money-management skills." "You're forgetting that to have descend

'I could have made money in the stock market if I had only found the right 'How to invest' book...'

Wishful Thinking Magazine - circulation chart.

I have a dream.

"I was hoping to make billions, but I've settled for making millions."

Golden Eggs.

"He's really excited about this new proposal to let staff take over services."

"I just sold my entire back catalogue of songs for $185 million."

Business plan.

'Well, son... I've made my first million by selling my unpaid bills to the paper-recycling guy!'

'Never mind that you could have bought Microsoft years ago - I could have married Bill Gates,'

'I'm your fantasy from the U.S. Treasury Department.'

"I want to be so successful that it ruins my life."

'I'm only a millionaires, and there are over 260 billionaires!'

Cleaner in front of interview panel - 'So what makes you want to apply for the job of Equity Fund Manager?'

'Looking for a job with better conditions?'

'Great cash flow, Phil.'

'I believe in Santa Claus, and I believe in the guaranteed annual 10% return.'

"But my real dream is gettin' paid lotsa money for doin' nothin'."

"Where'd you get that?"

'I'm the bride's ex boyfriend. Before she says yes, can I just tell her that I've just won the lottery jackpot?!'

"When I'm gone all this will be yours son...but I'll be bankrupt by then so you'll probably get nothing!"

"Hey, I got another roll of thousands, that's the third time this week... so what'd you get?"

'Funny how no-one ever asks for the cure for cancer.'