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"In Heaven it does."

Watering Money

'Do you think we should tell anyone about this?'

"Yes, it's nice my husband has hoarded a fortune, but it would be nicer if he would let me spend some of it though..."

'What can you wish for?!... Oh, I don't know... Infinite wealth, beautiful women throwing themselves at your feet, fame and admiration, perhaps?... But, don't let me influence you.'

'Think, son! What was that formula you fed that tree?!'

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Snowing Money.

"We'll up your medication and with any luck your delusions should significantly reduce!"

"I'm going to be rich, famous, and irresistible to the opposite sex any day now, Randy." "I think you've had one too many hot cocas, little buddy." "No, really. I've written a note for my descendants and buried it in a time capsule in my backyard." "Once they read it, they'll time-travel back to the 20th century and genetically engineer my embryonic self." "They'll bestow me with superhuman charisma, epic good looks, and money-management skills." "You're forgetting that to have descend

'I could have made money in the stock market if I had only found the right 'How to invest' book...'

'Well, son... I've made my first million by selling my unpaid bills to the paper-recycling guy!'

Golden Eggs.

"I just sold my entire back catalogue of songs for $185 million."

"I was hoping to make billions, but I've settled for making millions."

"He's really excited about this new proposal to let staff take over services."

'Never mind that you could have bought Microsoft years ago - I could have married Bill Gates,'

'I'm your fantasy from the U.S. Treasury Department.'

'I'm only a millionaires, and there are over 260 billionaires!'

"I want to be so successful that it ruins my life."

Cleaner in front of interview panel - 'So what makes you want to apply for the job of Equity Fund Manager?'

Corporate Head to others at meeting: 'Today is financial Arbor Day. We're going to find some worthwhile charity and plant a money tree.'

'I believe in Santa Claus, and I believe in the guaranteed annual 10% return.'

'Great cash flow, Phil.'

'And to my no good nephew Milo, who thought he was going to get all my cash - lots of luck!'

'Prof. Sigurdt has made giant strides in making genetic engineering profitable.'

"When I'm gone all this will be yours son...but I'll be bankrupt by then so you'll probably get nothing!"

"Hey, I got another roll of thousands, that's the third time this week... so what'd you get?"

"Where'd you get that?"

'I'm the bride's ex boyfriend. Before she says yes, can I just tell her that I've just won the lottery jackpot?!'

'Funny how no-one ever asks for the cure for cancer.'

"Do you think we should tell anyone about this?"

What is possible...

'There is no million dollar inheritance, just a lottery ticket for each of you.'