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'Do you think we should tell anyone about this?'

Large Dollar Sign Office Block

"I wish I had her jewelry." "I wish I had his wife." "I wish I had her figure." "I wish I had his money."

Watering Money

'Plimbco Bank &Trust, Old Money Division.'

Money Bar.

'Think, son! What was that formula you fed that tree?!'

'Vanity, thy name is Maple.'

'I love it when you say - 'I'm going to print money'.'

'In the economy, money is the lure.'

Like most billionaires, Hugh Andrews the third prefers to bowl with crystal pins.

'Great visual support.'

'Money, I'm home!'

Tax Cuts Water the Economy.

'I've begun spreading my wealth to offshore accounts.'

'I'm not out to save the world. I just want to leave it with a little more money than when I found it.'

Why do you want a career in the bank?

"I was hoping to make billions, but I've settled for making millions."

'Oooh, honey, will you get me that one?!'

Happy looking manager with a bag of money

"I don't know, probably lawyers."

The Big Tree

Investments: Remember, tis better to have loved money and lost, than never to have loved money at all.

When I make it, I like to see it.

'Isaac Newton, doing...research.'

Statue of pound sign

Do you believe in money at first sight?

Banker's Ecstasy - coming into some money.

"He's everything I want in a man."

'I was a multi-millionaire back when it meant something.'

"He's very well off. He's got all the quantities I admire."

Cash by any other name.

"He's a widowed eighty-year-old billionaire with a 'Do Not Resuscitate' tattoo...what's not to like?"

Corporate Head to others at meeting: 'Today is financial Arbor Day. We're going to find some worthwhile charity and plant a money tree.'

Handing over money.