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'Isaac Newton, doing...research.'

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Intelligent people laugh too!

Newton discovers gravity and apple sauce in the same day.

The Teen Years of A Red Delicious.

Giant ape juggling planes and captive.

Archimedes, Galileo, Copernicus

Newton forgets gravity, discovers delicious apple

Tree Passion

Adam and Eve toast next to a serpent bartender.

'See you in two weeks!'

'Thank you for the apple Conrad. But in answer to your question, no, you may not address me as 'Boopsie'.'

"What if Newton came up with a different idea from a fallen apple."

'GM apples prevent Migraine'

'Apparently it's part of the evolutionary process!'

'Vanity, thy name is Maple.'

'I'm telling you Dad: Walking upright and using tools is the way of the future...'

The discovery of gravity is put on hold after a chance encounter by William Tell and Isaac Newton.

Garden of Eden and scrumping

'Remove the fur and claws and these genetically engineered apples taste just fine.'

Apple section of supermarket - 'Granny Smith's'.

' Oh no! I'm being repossessed! '

Looking at magnetic polarity one understands why an apple a day keeps the doctor away.

Newton discovers anti-gravity,

'You've got dry scalp.'

"I'm doing all I can to make the little things count."

'There goes another one. Galileo, don't you have any idea what makes them do that?'

"Is it just me, right, is it just me ...?"

The Soundness of Newton's Laws

"This one has nicer sand, but I think I prefer the tree on the last one we saw."

If Sir Issac Newton and William Tell were brothers, gravity would never have been discovered.

'Well if you don't want the apple, can I tempt you with this?'

Thank You For Not Asking If I's enjoying My First Vacation in 20 Years.

"Well, then - two apples a day."

'We could make a fortune teaching Parkour you know...'