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'I'm telling you Dad: Walking upright and using tools is the way of the future...'

"It seems that I cannot look them in the eye without prompting confrontation..." "What are you lookin' at?"

'We could make a fortune teaching Parkour you know...'

'Apparently it's part of the evolutionary process!'

Way too much anthropomorphising

"The scientists are coming back to study us, so I want you both to be on your best behaviour this time!"

Giant ape juggling planes and captive.

'I think he wants you to pull his finger.'

'Really? A Great Ape? I'm a Great Dane myself...'

'Be honest... Did you use my deodorant?'

Chelsea of the Apes

Gorillas in the jungle.

'Don't you think he's a bit old for the swing'

The Origin of Species

'Sir, a distant relative to see you.'

'I heard it through the grapevine.'

Little known evolutionary steps.

"I've never seen anything like that. It must be faux fur."

"Boss, the AI is actually smarter than all of us! It read our business forecast, jumped up and ran out laughing!"

Intelligent people laugh too!

"Why don't you find a museum!"

Barcode on Ancient Greek Vase

The Teen Years of A Red Delicious.

'I know it's gassy...'

"Me? How about you go closer and read the plaque!"

Robocop and Juliet.

'Evidently, one of them was a cartoonist!'

Dynasties - Ping, Ching, Ming.

Trilby - 'The sweet melodic phrase.'

"What if Newton came up with a different idea from a fallen apple."

Kultural K9's.

"What did Jesus order?"

'You see, we don't have any children, so he's kind of our baby.'

Mimi's final scene

'Must be the lesser known Easter Egg Island.'