Ape Admirers T-Shirts

"First I alienated the apes who'd raised me. Then there was a lot of turmoil with the colonials pulling out. Now Jane and me are semi-retired and I haven't swing through the trees in ages. Want a drink?"

'Hello, security? I'd like to report a giant hairy belly button outside my window.'

"Mighty Joe Young? I'll take it. Usually, I'm told look like Ernest Borgnine."

"Oh, wow! Is that stunning or what?" "Mid-century classic. Should be in a museum. Let's pee on it." "Totally."

Giant ape juggling planes and captive.

'I'm knitting a scarf for my son.'

'You see, we don't have any children, so he's kind of our baby.'

Shell Fire

David Grohl - Foo Fighters

'Look mum and dad! They let me keep my appendix!' - A young book excitedly showing off his appendix to his arriving parents.

"See? Look what happened to Ook! - I WARNED you about evolution."

'Apparently it's part of the evolutionary process!'

'I'm telling you Dad: Walking upright and using tools is the way of the future...'

"He quit online counseling. This gives him the same sympathy, but cheaper."

King Kong

'We could make a fortune teaching Parkour you know...'

Way too much anthropomorphising

Starbucks Siren

"Let's try one with your hand tucked into your shirt."

"Love me, Tinder; love me, do. . ."

Santa 'Loverboy' Kong

Bees are famous for being busy, but they always take time to smell the flowers!

'We were matched by computer.'

'Okay, I give up. What's big and black and hairy all over?'

Bot Art: After Judith Leyster

I told you not to touch its belly.

"The scientists are coming back to study us, so I want you both to be on your best behaviour this time!"

'This is a painting of your grandfather.'

The Origin of Species

Black Forest Collectibles.

Apple Kiss

Alan Turing

American high street

'You clumsy ape! I ask for a hemostat and you hand me a banana. Where'd you go to med school, the Bronx Zoo?'

Le Roi Kong