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'Okay, I give up. What's big and black and hairy all over?'

Giant ape juggling planes and captive.

'Guy comes up with one interesting theory about special relativity, suddenly he thinks he's freakin' Einstein,'

"Wow, your mane looks fantastic! New conditioner?"

'Apparently it's part of the evolutionary process!'

'Vanity, thy name is Maple.'

'I'm telling you Dad: Walking upright and using tools is the way of the future...'

"First I alienated the apes who'd raised me. Then there was a lot of turmoil with the colonials pulling out. Now Jane and me are semi-retired and I haven't swing through the trees in ages. Want a drink?"

King Kong

'We could make a fortune teaching Parkour you know...'

Tee-Hee-Bay - XXXL shoes.

'He's a control freak but the treats are good.'

Way too much anthropomorphising

"The scientists are coming back to study us, so I want you both to be on your best behaviour this time!"

Santa 'Loverboy' Kong

'...so as soon as I seen the old gal havin' trouble calving.;..'

World of Cow - Goldfish aren't the only ones to grow into their environments.

David Ortiz a.k.a Big Papi

Gorillas in the jungle.

The Origin of Species

Le Roi Kong

'Hello, security? I'd like to report a giant hairy belly button outside my window.'

They said he couldn't have a two-liter soda, and he just went crazy!

'You clumsy ape! I ask for a hemostat and you hand me a banana. Where'd you go to med school, the Bronx Zoo?'

"It seems that I cannot look them in the eye without prompting confrontation..." "What are you lookin' at?"

'I'm a good ape, but I've never really been a great ape.'

'I heard it through the grapevine.'

'Get my lawyer on the phone. This is not the way you treat a celebrity.'

'They're finally taking me seriously.'

"Hold it right there buster! Is that a wedding ring I can see?"

'It was bad enough that he was raised by apes, but then I found out that he swings both ways'

'Really? A Great Ape? I'm a Great Dane myself...'

"Thanks Giving."

"Jane Goodall said you were lots of fun."

Chelsea of the Apes