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Ornithological studies performed by Dr. Worthington proved definitively that 4 out of 5 birds prefer apples to windows.

'Bring on the apple pickers!'

Apple Kiss

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Intelligent people laugh too!

Newton discovers gravity and apple sauce in the same day.

The Teen Years of A Red Delicious.

Giant ape juggling planes and captive.

'Stop cracking and hulling his seeds. He's accustomed to working for his food.'

Archimedes, Galileo, Copernicus

Newton forgets gravity, discovers delicious apple

Tree Passion

Adam and Eve toast next to a serpent bartender.

"What if Newton came up with a different idea from a fallen apple."

'Thank you for the apple Conrad. But in answer to your question, no, you may not address me as 'Boopsie'.'

Today's love

'Apparently it's part of the evolutionary process!'

'GM apples prevent Migraine'

'I'm telling you Dad: Walking upright and using tools is the way of the future...'

Apple section of supermarket - 'Granny Smith's'.

' Oh no! I'm being repossessed! '

Garden of Eden and scrumping

The discovery of gravity is put on hold after a chance encounter by William Tell and Isaac Newton.

'Remove the fur and claws and these genetically engineered apples taste just fine.'

"First I alienated the apes who'd raised me. Then there was a lot of turmoil with the colonials pulling out. Now Jane and me are semi-retired and I haven't swing through the trees in ages. Want a drink?"

"I'm doing all I can to make the little things count."

The Soundness of Newton's Laws

Looking at magnetic polarity one understands why an apple a day keeps the doctor away.

Newton discovers anti-gravity,

If Sir Issac Newton and William Tell were brothers, gravity would never have been discovered.

"Well, then - two apples a day."

Friends often dropped by and subjected Sir Isaac to a little good-natured ridicule.

The One That Newton Missed

'We could make a fortune teaching Parkour you know...'

Adam and Eve in Paradise