Apple Admirers Gifts

Ornithological studies performed by Dr. Worthington proved definitively that 4 out of 5 birds prefer apples to windows.

'Bring on the apple pickers!'

Apple Kiss

Apples for sale

Intelligent people laugh too!

Newton discovers gravity and apple sauce in the same day.

The Teen Years of A Red Delicious.

Giant ape juggling planes and captive.

'Stop cracking and hulling his seeds. He's accustomed to working for his food.'

Archimedes, Galileo, Copernicus

Newton forgets gravity, discovers delicious apple

Tree Passion

Adam and Eve toast next to a serpent bartender.

"What if Newton came up with a different idea from a fallen apple."

'Thank you for the apple Conrad. But in answer to your question, no, you may not address me as 'Boopsie'.'

Today's love

The earlier, less publicized discovery of gravity by Corblatt.

'Apparently it's part of the evolutionary process!'

'GM apples prevent Migraine'

'I'm telling you Dad: Walking upright and using tools is the way of the future...'

'Remove the fur and claws and these genetically engineered apples taste just fine.'

Apple section of supermarket - 'Granny Smith's'.

The discovery of gravity is put on hold after a chance encounter by William Tell and Isaac Newton.

' Oh no! I'm being repossessed! '

Garden of Eden and scrumping

Looking at magnetic polarity one understands why an apple a day keeps the doctor away.

"First I alienated the apes who'd raised me. Then there was a lot of turmoil with the colonials pulling out. Now Jane and me are semi-retired and I haven't swing through the trees in ages. Want a drink?"

"I'm doing all I can to make the little things count."

The Soundness of Newton's Laws

Newton discovers anti-gravity,

If Sir Issac Newton and William Tell were brothers, gravity would never have been discovered.

"Well, then - two apples a day."

Adam and Eve in Paradise

Friends often dropped by and subjected Sir Isaac to a little good-natured ridicule.

'We could make a fortune teaching Parkour you know...'