Apple Aficionado Gifts

Horoscope - Look out for Large Windfall (Man crushed by giant apple).

If Sir Issac Newton and William Tell were brothers, gravity would never have been discovered.

"We have a share in an apple."

'I think you've discovered something here, Sir Isaac!'

'Our health plan is quite simple. You get a shiny apple each day.'

The laws of physics are the same everywhere - illustrated by Newton's apple affected by gravity

Issac Newton's cousin Zeke: 'MMM! Applesauce!'

"Well, then - two apples a day."

Apple nitpicking

Friends often dropped by and subjected Sir Isaac to a little good-natured ridicule.

'Poor Mr Newton, we fell right onto his head... Hope he'll be OK...'

'We're meant to have 5-a-day, actually!'

'Remove the fur and claws and these genetically engineered apples taste just fine.'

Man juggling apple core.

'I said an apple a day keeps the doctor away from you. I didn't say it keeps you away from the doctor.'

'Isaac Newton, doing...research.'

Apple section of supermarket - 'Granny Smith's'.

A worm sits in comfort as he has just eaten 4 apples by himself...

"Mom, no more apples for teacher. It looks like bribery."

Three Scientists Who Discovered Gravity Before Isaac Newton Did

"Maybe next time we can go mine our own salt."

Dutch Apple Core Pie .

Newton forgets gravity, discovers delicious apple

Archimedes, Galileo, Copernicus

"I can tell you're an excellent teacher."

Evil queen selling apples.

Apples for sale

"I unleash greed, disease, and death on the world, and you're saying you ate an apple that made you smart?"

'You always go that extra mile, don't you Molly.'

An apple a day!

"Don't get me wrong, I like apples, but for some reason, that seems to be the only treat they ever give us..."

'You got a WHAT?'

'We don't need an R & D department anymore; we've got something better - Steve Jobs' garbage pail.'

Apples, 50c: 'Are they fresh?'

'The serpent was rotten to the core, but the apple was delicious.'