Apple Devotee Gifts

The iBall.

"Steve Jobs isn't dead, he's up there fixing iCloud."

Late Home - Because of the iPhone.

"I loved working at Apple. It's the only company I've found that allows having an 'i' in 'team'."

Apples for sale

Newton discovers gravity and apple sauce in the same day.

Archimedes, Galileo, Copernicus

Tree Passion

Newton forgets gravity, discovers delicious apple

Adam and Eve toast next to a serpent bartender.

'Thank you for the apple Conrad. But in answer to your question, no, you may not address me as 'Boopsie'.'

"We need to find another fall activity to do with the kids."

'GM apples prevent Migraine'

The earlier, less publicized discovery of gravity by Corblatt.

'Vanity, thy name is Maple.'

Apple section of supermarket - 'Granny Smith's'.

' Oh no! I'm being repossessed! '

Garden of Eden and scrumping

'Remove the fur and claws and these genetically engineered apples taste just fine.'

Looking at magnetic polarity one understands why an apple a day keeps the doctor away.

'There goes another one. Galileo, don't you have any idea what makes them do that?'

If Sir Issac Newton and William Tell were brothers, gravity would never have been discovered.

"Well, then - two apples a day."

The One That Newton Missed

Friends often dropped by and subjected Sir Isaac to a little good-natured ridicule.

Adam and Eve in Paradise

Eve's Gourmet Apple Recipes (snake with apple in its mouth).

Isaac Newton and the Apple Tree

'The biggest problem in this business is convincing your wife that money doesn't grow on trees.'

"What the... an apple?! Hey, I can make schnapps out of it and if you've had plenty of it, gravity pulls you to the ground!"

Monkey dropping apples on Newton's head.

'How the serpent tempted Eve.'

Three Scientists Who Discovered Gravity Before Isaac Newton Did

Flava Superba

Mom's Diner: Apple Pie Filling.