Apple Connoisseur Gifts

Worm coming out from apple on hook.

"I was with you right up to the cumin."

"E=MC² Energy=Milk·Coffee²"

'The efficiency expert's recommendation is we drink more coffee!'

Apples for sale

'A cheeky red?'

Selling lemon latt�

Bacchus.

"It better not be any of that over oaked chardonnay."

Newton discovers gravity and apple sauce in the same day.

'I'll have you know sir, that we used the finest columbian coffee beans in that dishwater.'

"At this office no two days are different."

'These are job perks.'

"AHHHH, MORNING!"

"Is there any way I can un-drink this wine?"

"Those new coffee drones are really starting to get on my nerves."

"As an avid red wine drinker, I can say, with certainty, that the notion that drinking clarity impares claret is false!"

Drink for me and my hot mamma. Now! We don't serve beer. Latte. Two, punk! Decaf. You don't want to see him angry. Also, low-foam and soy milk would be great. You don't want to see him gassy. Can I get one of those little Twizzler sticks to stir it with? Cube of brown sugar, please. And one nonfat blueberry scone! Two! I'd like to see how John Wayne would've ordered a fancy coffee drink.

"I find that hugely offensive!"

'Yes I know I'm intelligent and famous, but I'd trade it all for a good old belly scratching.'

Every time you make a blend, somewhere, a wine maker dies.

"Bad morning. I was running late and skipped my coffee, diet soda, energy drink and Ritalin."

'No, I'm not the sommelier; in fact, I don't even work here - I've just always wanted to try this wine.'

Wasting away again in Cappuccinoville.

Archimedes, Galileo, Copernicus

"She'll have a semi-wizened, double ristretto with a dot of quail's milk - and please recite a poem while you make it."

Office Supplies/Coffee Supplies.

Allegro con molto espresso

'You certainly have a well equipped workbench.'

"Why did we run out of wine?! I'll tell you why...Mary's son brought 12 of his friends who crashed the wedding party! That's why!"

'Why, thank you. When they started the vineyard five generations ago, I heard they were shooting for freakin' awesome.'

"Sorry, dear... I don't have a pumpkin spiced flat white chai latte. I just have this one..."

Espresso Martini Peacock

Newton forgets gravity, discovers delicious apple

"I make it myself!"