Apple Connoisseur Gifts

Worm coming out from apple on hook.

"I was with you right up to the cumin."

"E=MC² Energy=Milk·Coffee²"

Apples for sale

'The efficiency expert's recommendation is we drink more coffee!'

Selling lemon latt�

'A cheeky red?'

Bacchus.

"It better not be any of that over oaked chardonnay."

Newton discovers gravity and apple sauce in the same day.

'I'll have you know sir, that we used the finest columbian coffee beans in that dishwater.'

"At this office no two days are different."

'These are job perks.'

"She'll have a semi-wizened, double ristretto with a dot of quail's milk - and please recite a poem while you make it."

"Is there any way I can un-drink this wine?"

"As an avid red wine drinker, I can say, with certainty, that the notion that drinking clarity impares claret is false!"

Archimedes, Galileo, Copernicus

Wasting away again in Cappuccinoville.

'No, I'm not the sommelier; in fact, I don't even work here - I've just always wanted to try this wine.'

'Yes I know I'm intelligent and famous, but I'd trade it all for a good old belly scratching.'

"I find that hugely offensive!"

Every time you make a blend, somewhere, a wine maker dies.

"Those new coffee drones are really starting to get on my nerves."

"AHHHH, MORNING!"

Office Supplies/Coffee Supplies.

"Bad morning. I was running late and skipped my coffee, diet soda, energy drink and Ritalin."

Allegro con molto espresso

'You certainly have a well equipped workbench.'

'Why, thank you. When they started the vineyard five generations ago, I heard they were shooting for freakin' awesome.'

Espresso Martini Peacock

"Sorry, dear... I don't have a pumpkin spiced flat white chai latte. I just have this one..."

"I make it myself!"

'Who gets the decaf?'

Newton forgets gravity, discovers delicious apple