Apple Lovers Gifts

Boy being clever to a woman selling apples

Apples for sale

Newton discovers gravity and apple sauce in the same day.

"You can't compare apples and oranges because oranges have longer legs."

Archimedes, Galileo, Copernicus

Banana Split Personality

Tree Passion

Newton forgets gravity, discovers delicious apple

Adam and Eve toast next to a serpent bartender.

'Thank you for the apple Conrad. But in answer to your question, no, you may not address me as 'Boopsie'.'

'Don't disturb me - I'm in conference!'

'GM apples prevent Migraine'

"We need to find another fall activity to do with the kids."

The earlier, less publicized discovery of gravity by Corblatt.

Adam and Eve, as old people.

Apple section of supermarket - 'Granny Smith's'.

' Oh no! I'm being repossessed! '

'Remove the fur and claws and these genetically engineered apples taste just fine.'

Garden of Eden and scrumping

Looking at magnetic polarity one understands why an apple a day keeps the doctor away.

'There goes another one. Galileo, don't you have any idea what makes them do that?'

Banana Smoothie

'Nana!'

If Sir Issac Newton and William Tell were brothers, gravity would never have been discovered.

"Well, then - two apples a day."

'Well if you don't want the apple, can I tempt you with this?'

Adam and Eve in Paradise

Friends often dropped by and subjected Sir Isaac to a little good-natured ridicule.

The One That Newton Missed

"I'm sorry, your grapefruit subscription ran out and I forgot to renew it."

"So Bob, how is "an apple a day keeps the doctor away" working out for you?"

Eve's Gourmet Apple Recipes (snake with apple in its mouth).

Isaac Newton and the Apple Tree

"What the... an apple?! Hey, I can make schnapps out of it and if you've had plenty of it, gravity pulls you to the ground!"

'The biggest problem in this business is convincing your wife that money doesn't grow on trees.'