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Boy being clever to a woman selling apples

Apples for sale

Newton discovers gravity and apple sauce in the same day.

Banana Split Personality

Archimedes, Galileo, Copernicus

"You can't compare apples and oranges because oranges have longer legs."

Newton forgets gravity, discovers delicious apple

Tree Passion

Adam and Eve toast next to a serpent bartender.

'Thank you for the apple Conrad. But in answer to your question, no, you may not address me as 'Boopsie'.'

'Don't disturb me - I'm in conference!'

Adam and Eve, as old people.

"We need to find another fall activity to do with the kids."

'GM apples prevent Migraine'

' Oh no! I'm being repossessed! '

Apple section of supermarket - 'Granny Smith's'.

Garden of Eden and scrumping

'Remove the fur and claws and these genetically engineered apples taste just fine.'

Banana Smoothie

'There goes another one. Galileo, don't you have any idea what makes them do that?'

Looking at magnetic polarity one understands why an apple a day keeps the doctor away.

If Sir Issac Newton and William Tell were brothers, gravity would never have been discovered.

'Well if you don't want the apple, can I tempt you with this?'

"Well, then - two apples a day."

Friends often dropped by and subjected Sir Isaac to a little good-natured ridicule.

The One That Newton Missed

Adam and Eve in Paradise

Eve's Gourmet Apple Recipes (snake with apple in its mouth).

"I'm sorry, your grapefruit subscription ran out and I forgot to renew it."

'It's so nice to see Lance and Darlene back together again - they make such a lovely pear.'

Isaac Newton and the Apple Tree

'The biggest problem in this business is convincing your wife that money doesn't grow on trees.'

"So Bob, how is "an apple a day keeps the doctor away" working out for you?"

Three Scientists Who Discovered Gravity Before Isaac Newton Did