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'There goes another one. Galileo, don't you have any idea what makes them do that?'

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Newton discovers gravity and apple sauce in the same day.

Archimedes, Galileo, Copernicus

Tree Passion

Newton forgets gravity, discovers delicious apple

Adam and Eve toast next to a serpent bartender.

'Thank you for the apple Conrad. But in answer to your question, no, you may not address me as 'Boopsie'.'

Retired Canadian t shirt guy.

'GM apples prevent Migraine'

"We need to find another fall activity to do with the kids."

' Oh no! I'm being repossessed! '

Garden of Eden and scrumping

Apple section of supermarket - 'Granny Smith's'.

'Remove the fur and claws and these genetically engineered apples taste just fine.'

Looking at magnetic polarity one understands why an apple a day keeps the doctor away.

If Sir Issac Newton and William Tell were brothers, gravity would never have been discovered.

"Well, then - two apples a day."

'Well if you don't want the apple, can I tempt you with this?'

The One That Newton Missed

Dispose of unproductive fruit trees.

Adam and Eve in Paradise

Friends often dropped by and subjected Sir Isaac to a little good-natured ridicule.

'How the serpent tempted Eve.'

Eve's Gourmet Apple Recipes (snake with apple in its mouth).

Monkey dropping apples on Newton's head.

Mom's Diner: Apple Pie Filling.

"What the... an apple?! Hey, I can make schnapps out of it and if you've had plenty of it, gravity pulls you to the ground!"

"This gives me a remarkable idea - tempered only by the realization that Archimedes, discovered the principle of specific gravity 200 years ago."

Isaac Newton and the Apple Tree

'The biggest problem in this business is convincing your wife that money doesn't grow on trees.'

Flava Superba

Three Scientists Who Discovered Gravity Before Isaac Newton Did

'A beaver wearing a mountie hat riding a moose! Still think we haven't crossed into Canada?'

Man juggling apple core.