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'There goes another one. Galileo, don't you have any idea what makes them do that?'

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Newton discovers gravity and apple sauce in the same day.

Archimedes, Galileo, Copernicus

Newton forgets gravity, discovers delicious apple

Tree Passion

Adam and Eve toast next to a serpent bartender.

'Thank you for the apple Conrad. But in answer to your question, no, you may not address me as 'Boopsie'.'

Retired Canadian t shirt guy.

The earlier, less publicized discovery of gravity by Corblatt.

"We need to find another fall activity to do with the kids."

'GM apples prevent Migraine'

Garden of Eden and scrumping

Apple section of supermarket - 'Granny Smith's'.

'Remove the fur and claws and these genetically engineered apples taste just fine.'

' Oh no! I'm being repossessed! '

Looking at magnetic polarity one understands why an apple a day keeps the doctor away.

If Sir Issac Newton and William Tell were brothers, gravity would never have been discovered.

'Well if you don't want the apple, can I tempt you with this?'

"Well, then - two apples a day."

Dispose of unproductive fruit trees.

Friends often dropped by and subjected Sir Isaac to a little good-natured ridicule.

Adam and Eve in Paradise

The One That Newton Missed

"What the... an apple?! Hey, I can make schnapps out of it and if you've had plenty of it, gravity pulls you to the ground!"

'The biggest problem in this business is convincing your wife that money doesn't grow on trees.'

"This gives me a remarkable idea - tempered only by the realization that Archimedes, discovered the principle of specific gravity 200 years ago."

'How the serpent tempted Eve.'

Monkey dropping apples on Newton's head.

Isaac Newton and the Apple Tree

Mom's Diner: Apple Pie Filling.

Eve's Gourmet Apple Recipes (snake with apple in its mouth).

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Three Scientists Who Discovered Gravity Before Isaac Newton Did

'A beaver wearing a mountie hat riding a moose! Still think we haven't crossed into Canada?'