Olive Orchard Aficionado T-Shirts

In The Olive Garden, we harvest bread sticks year round.

Hats and Food

"Now, in contrast to the last olive oil you tasted, this one is infused with sixty-five more dollars."

'My dentist recommended it.'

"I specifically asked for two olives! Not one." "Bad waiter!"

"We're not just some tavern, you know. Those Greek olives make us a Taverna."

'There goes another one. Galileo, don't you have any idea what makes them do that?'

"You want your olive?"

Mediterranean Martini

Dispose of unproductive fruit trees.

'The biggest problem in this business is convincing your wife that money doesn't grow on trees.'

"Gee....Al's losing his pimento!...."

Leonardo's Virgin Oil on the Rocks painting.

Virgin MaryExtra Virgin Mary.

'Evil Olive'- An evil olive has taken out his co-workers with cocktail swords.

'I'm seeing someone else.'

Olives

A dead Olive found stabbed, in a Cocktail drink

War and Peace

How can I ensure I'm getting 100 orange juice? Buy an orange!

Oliverachy - Short-lived political system where leaders were chosen by how many olives they could fit in their mouths.

Singer

'Put an olive in it please. My doctor says I need more greens and less alchohol.'

'Oh no wonder, this is Extra Virgin Mary Olive Oil.'

'You went and ate in the apple orchard, didn't you?'

A Heavy Cropper

Eating the Cocktail Olive

Cat eyes up cocktail olive.

"Maybe next time we can go mine our own salt."

'No, you can't count an extra olive in your martini as a serving of vegetables.'

'Do you think oranges are healthy?'

'The person you called may be toying with the olive in her cocktail, please try again later.'

"Why did you sell your orange juice business?"

"Hey, Johnny—am I nuts, or does this have a hint of oak?"