Olive Enthusiast T-Shirts

Singer

'Fill it up.' 'The olive bowl.'

"Gee....Al's losing his pimento!...."

'I'm famished, Joe -- bring me something with an olive in it.'

"I put an olive in my beer and turn it into a health drink."

Protect Olive trees

"I wonder if A.I. will inevitably become as tired and depressed as we are."

"M'lady, we’ve reached peak Brooklyn."

'The efficiency expert's recommendation is we drink more coffee!'

Apples for sale

"I drink just enough coffee to make me think I can do my job."

"Give me all the caffeine you have."

'I need to talk to you about the coffee fund.'

Archimedes, Galileo, Copernicus

'Pretty strange term, market share, considering the whole object is not to.'

Non-Power Breakfast

"I'll have another Rob Roy and a cup of coffee for my friend here."

"Yuppies! There goes the hood!"

'Note to self: Like coffee, homemade coffee wine should be available in decaf, too.'

Countervailing Clichés.

Newton forgets gravity, discovers delicious apple

EU and India partnership.

"Right now it's between you and two hundred and fifty other people who came to Seattle, moved in with five roommates, joined a band, took a job in a coffee bar, got fed up, had a meeting with themselves, and decided it was time to go out and find a real job."

"In accordance with our new 'sharing of responsibilities initiative,' you'll all be responsible for getting my coffee." i

'Coffee must wear you out. They're always sleepy when they drink it.'

"Now, in contrast to the last olive oil you tasted, this one is infused with sixty-five more dollars."

All-Day Breakfast

'After sex he checks his cell phone messages.'

Raphnrrf? Raphnrrf? Umpha? Frfee? Maamr? Pick.

"I don't care what anybody says, coffee just tastes better in a tree stand. . ."

"I really start dragon around 3 o'clock."

Pull an all-nighter?

"We love each other very much, and we concur on alcohol and coffee. But we're unable to come to an agreement on meat and fish."

"You sure you guys don't spike the coffee?"

Coffee shop