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"Put an olive in it please. My doctor told me to eat more greens!"

I put an olive in my beer and turn it into a health drink.

"You want your olive?"

'Put an olive in it please. My doctor says I need more greens and less alchohol.'

'No, you can't count an extra olive in your martini as a serving of vegetables.'

'I'm seeing someone else.'

'Three olives? Try the salad bar.'

"The doctor said I should eat more fruit and veg - better add another olive..."

Margarita

"Now, in contrast to the last olive oil you tasted, this one is infused with sixty-five more dollars."

"Which way to the Mona Lisa? We're double-parked."

"I'm not happy."

"We're not just some tavern, you know. Those Greek olives make us a Taverna."

"I specifically asked for two olives! Not one." "Bad waiter!"

Mediterranean Martini

'This condo is the height of luxury, The sprinkler system sprays Perrier,'

Adam and Eve in Paradise

"Gee....Al's losing his pimento!...."

Flava Superba

'Don't say it! You're going to ask me if I notice anything different in here.'

"This gives me a remarkable idea - tempered only by the realization that Archimedes, discovered the principle of specific gravity 200 years ago."

Leonardo's Virgin Oil on the Rocks painting.

I like a manager who asks questions.

Virgin MaryExtra Virgin Mary.

Virgin Olive Oil. Not-Virgin-But-Has-A-Heart-Of-Gold Olive Oil.

Updated History: Sir Isaac Newton. A body at rest tends to remain at rest ... unless an apple falls on its head. Of course, this is just a first draft.

A dead Olive found stabbed, in a Cocktail drink

Garlic, the wonderful stinking rose.

Isaac Newton discovered gravity and his neighbour Wilbus discovered Apple Sauce.

'Evil Olive'- An evil olive has taken out his co-workers with cocktail swords.

Olives

Oysters in June - delicious!

'Forget about it. What's to say that Frobisher's apples are any better than the hedge fund he used to run?'

Oliverachy - Short-lived political system where leaders were chosen by how many olives they could fit in their mouths.

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