Olive Oil Aficionado T-Shirts

"What fuel do you use?" "You'll never guess!"

'Like A Virgin Olive Oil'

Virgin MaryExtra Virgin Mary.

'I hope that's olive oil. More healthy.'

"For a really special gift, try our sacrificial virgin olive oil."

'So much for tomorrow's guacamole - this is the last of the extra virgin olive oil!'

Leonardo's Virgin Oil on the Rocks painting.

(oil - petroleum - gushing out of inkwell)

Now that you have a heart, you really should switch to polyunsaturated oil.

"Now, in contrast to the last olive oil you tasted, this one is infused with sixty-five more dollars."

"I specifically asked for two olives! Not one." "Bad waiter!"

"We're not just some tavern, you know. Those Greek olives make us a Taverna."

Car Breast-Feeding

"You want your olive?"

Mediterranean Martini

"Gee....Al's losing his pimento!...."

Goopco Oil Co. What a party! They're having a contest to see who the crudest oil molecule is!

'No - we really don't cater for vegans, even our salad dressing is made from sperm oil!'

"Okay, Jaxcsunn, stay still in the crystal circle while I douse you in essential oils."

War and Peace

'I'm seeing someone else.'

Fuels paradise.

Olives

'Evil Olive'- An evil olive has taken out his co-workers with cocktail swords.

Virgin Olive Oil. Not-Virgin-But-Has-A-Heart-Of-Gold Olive Oil.

A dead Olive found stabbed, in a Cocktail drink

Oliverachy - Short-lived political system where leaders were chosen by how many olives they could fit in their mouths.

Singer

Eating the Cocktail Olive

'Oh no wonder, this is Extra Virgin Mary Olive Oil.'

'Put an olive in it please. My doctor says I need more greens and less alchohol.'

'a fine mess you've got us into...'

Contemporary U.S. soldiers right an oil derrick.

Cat eyes up cocktail olive.

Pummping oil on troubled waters.