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The Crushing of Peace

"Now, in contrast to the last olive oil you tasted, this one is infused with sixty-five more dollars."

"I specifically asked for two olives! Not one." "Bad waiter!"

"We're not just some tavern, you know. Those Greek olives make us a Taverna."

"You want your olive?"

Mediterranean Martini

Two men driving truck that says, 'Tree surgeons without borders'.

"Gee....Al's losing his pimento!...."

Leonardo's Virgin Oil on the Rocks painting.

Virgin MaryExtra Virgin Mary.

'I'm seeing someone else.'

Playing With Peace

Olives

'Evil Olive'- An evil olive has taken out his co-workers with cocktail swords.

Olive Tree

A dead Olive found stabbed, in a Cocktail drink

War and Peace

Oliverachy - Short-lived political system where leaders were chosen by how many olives they could fit in their mouths.

Singer

'Oh no wonder, this is Extra Virgin Mary Olive Oil.'

Cat eyes up cocktail olive.

'Put an olive in it please. My doctor says I need more greens and less alchohol.'

Eating the Cocktail Olive

Olive Branch

'No, you can't count an extra olive in your martini as a serving of vegetables.'

"And you're sure it's extra-virgin?"

"The doctor said I should eat more fruit and veg - better add another olive..."

"But that was long ago, before we dipped our bread in olive oil."

"Hey, Johnny—am I nuts, or does this have a hint of oak?"

'Are you the dove of peace?' 'Yes. What the hell d'you want?'

'The person you called may be toying with the olive in her cocktail, please try again later.'

"What fuel do you use?" "You'll never guess!"

'I hope that's olive oil. More healthy.'

'Three olives? Try the salad bar.'