Olive Orchard Aficionado Gifts

In The Olive Garden, we harvest bread sticks year round.

Hats and Food

"Now, in contrast to the last olive oil you tasted, this one is infused with sixty-five more dollars."

'My dentist recommended it.'

"I specifically asked for two olives! Not one." "Bad waiter!"

"We're not just some tavern, you know. Those Greek olives make us a Taverna."

"You want your olive?"

'There goes another one. Galileo, don't you have any idea what makes them do that?'

Mediterranean Martini

Dispose of unproductive fruit trees.

"I''m Adam from Canada, eh..."

"Gee....Al's losing his pimento!...."

Leonardo's Virgin Oil on the Rocks painting.

'The biggest problem in this business is convincing your wife that money doesn't grow on trees.'

Virgin MaryExtra Virgin Mary.

War and Peace

'I'm seeing someone else.'

Olives

'Evil Olive'- An evil olive has taken out his co-workers with cocktail swords.

A dead Olive found stabbed, in a Cocktail drink

How can I ensure I'm getting 100 orange juice? Buy an orange!

Oliverachy - Short-lived political system where leaders were chosen by how many olives they could fit in their mouths.

Singer

Eating the Cocktail Olive

You're right. Winter in Florida sounds better every year.

A Heavy Cropper

'You went and ate in the apple orchard, didn't you?'

'Oh no wonder, this is Extra Virgin Mary Olive Oil.'

'Put an olive in it please. My doctor says I need more greens and less alchohol.'

Cat eyes up cocktail olive.

"The doctor said I should eat more fruit and veg - better add another olive..."

"Maybe next time we can go mine our own salt."

"Why did you sell your orange juice business?"

'No, you can't count an extra olive in your martini as a serving of vegetables.'

'The person you called may be toying with the olive in her cocktail, please try again later.'