Orange Aficionado Gifts

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'Do you think oranges are healthy?'

"Why did you sell your orange juice business?"

Apples for sale

'It has come to my attention that we need to hedge against our five-year plan.'

Like, Latte. So that's a vanilla almond with soy, extra foam, whipped cream, nutmeg, and caramel. Leave room for coffee?

'Well, gotta get up early and start drinking again.'

"So this coffee shop if your 'hangout'?"

Back to work...

Advocado

You've Had Enough!

You're the botanicals in my gin

'Excuse me, but do you have a decaffeinated baristo?'

Hats and Food

Archimedes, Galileo, Copernicus

"The more coffee I drink, the more these motivational posters make sense."

"It's kind of sweet when they're all settled in like this."

"I want to be a more interesting person. Think maybe watching old black and white movies would do it?"

Newton forgets gravity, discovers delicious apple

"I'm trying to lure in Generation X-ers. They're the new sandwich generation. They're sandwiched between caring for their kids and caring for their parents. So they drink lots and lots of coffee."

"When I was a child, I drank like a child, but when I became a man I put away childish drinks."

"No—You're thinking dog years—Editor years are twice as many."

"I just need help getting the pit out."

Sir gawain had been duped....it was a damson in distress

Men's fragrances...

Law School teacher.

Mea Maxima Cuppa

"Can you recommend a wine that would compliment a divorce?"

"I've decided to make myself another cup of coffee!"

'Sleep deprivation's the least of my worries; I can't get these amortisation bluebells to frangipane...'

'Does this perfume have an antidote?'

'Thank you for the apple Conrad. But in answer to your question, no, you may not address me as 'Boopsie'.'

Man with wine glass face looks unhappy.

"I do like a plant that can hold its drink"

"My wife commissioned a portrait of me."