Fruit Aficionado Gifts

"She's genetically modified, you know."

"How old are these apples?"

'What did you do with the apple I gave you yesterday?'

'I swear, I didn't know it was a felony to squeeze the fresh fruit in a grocery store.'

Apples (Les Pommes)

"Banana who?"

"Hold it, lady. You're not gonna use me on pizza, are you?"

"Actually, they're tangerines - you said you wanted fruit in your cereal."

Bird's nest.

Sir gawain had been duped....it was a damson in distress

Real House Flies of Orange County

"I heard you tell Dad we're having grapefruit for breakfast."

'I couldn't help myself - it's a golden delicious!'

'Will you quit peeling me up.'

A pineapple a day keep spindoctors at bay.

"The government needs to do something about its immigration policies."

'This slot machine is really outdated.'

"Hey, look, we're saved We're saved"

"It's Him. he wants us to lay off until the Fruit Board has published this year's crop results."

Produce. There's lots of musical talent here. For starters we have Chuck Berry and we have the Red Hot Chili Peppers. There's John Lemon and the Talking Heads of Lettuce. The Peach Boys and the Almond Brothers Band. But one act is consistently the most popular. Elvis Parsley! I'm all shook up!

Institute of Applied Fruit Picking

Beware of the snake pits!

"Just be yourself."

Apples for sale

What the Doctor Ordered

"Our Summer Citrus IPA contains your full daily requirement of fruit and fiber."

'So where do you think pineapple juice comes from?'

"Yo, Cézanne, paint faster. I need those grapes for the Madeira sauce."

Newton discovers gravity and apple sauce in the same day.

The Teen Years of A Red Delicious.

Archimedes, Galileo, Copernicus

Banana Split Personality

Apple Pie Abduction

Tarzan of the Grapes.

The Gospel According To Jane Brody"Orange, come in. Apple, come in. Hey you, frankfurter, hold it right there."