Fruit Aficionado Pillows

"She's genetically modified, you know."

'What did you do with the apple I gave you yesterday?'

'I swear, I didn't know it was a felony to squeeze the fresh fruit in a grocery store.'

Apples (Les Pommes)

"Banana who?"

"Actually, they're tangerines - you said you wanted fruit in your cereal."

Bird's nest.

Sir gawain had been duped....it was a damson in distress

Real House Flies of Orange County

"I heard you tell Dad we're having grapefruit for breakfast."

'I couldn't help myself - it's a golden delicious!'

'Will you quit peeling me up.'

A pineapple a day keep spindoctors at bay.

"The government needs to do something about its immigration policies."

'This slot machine is really outdated.'

"Hey, look, we're saved We're saved"

"It's Him. he wants us to lay off until the Fruit Board has published this year's crop results."

Institute of Applied Fruit Picking

Beware of the snake pits!

"Just be yourself."

Apples for sale

What the Doctor Ordered

'So where do you think pineapple juice comes from?'

"Yo, Cézanne, paint faster. I need those grapes for the Madeira sauce."

"Our Summer Citrus IPA contains your full daily requirement of fruit and fiber."

Newton discovers gravity and apple sauce in the same day.

The Teen Years of A Red Delicious.

Archimedes, Galileo, Copernicus

Apple Pie Abduction

"You can't compare apples and oranges because oranges have longer legs."

Banana Split Personality

The Gospel According To Jane Brody"Orange, come in. Apple, come in. Hey you, frankfurter, hold it right there."

Tree Passion

Newton forgets gravity, discovers delicious apple

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