Fruit Fanatics Pillows

Lemon slot machine.

'Don't be such a sour loser.'

'I think you got carried away with the whole five portions of fruit and veg thing.'

Wild fruit

'I don't care if you're wearing them again tomorrow, just put your clothes away!'

A sexy banana peels off her skin at the Peeler Club

"Twice a week I eat nothing but fruit."

Mangoes Womangoes Male and Female mangoes in a fruit store.

'Mmm mmm mhh, what a bunch of lookers. Why back in the day...'

'Is it organic?'

A Crab Apple says 'My life stinks...I'm all bruised...I've got worms...'

'How the serpent tempted Eve.'

"People take it more seriously than 'Please don't pinch the peaches'."

'I think it's an organic still life.'

'Watermelon - a fruit to eat, drink and wash your ears with.'

"Lab-grown?"

"Contains 10% Real Fruit Juice"

Plum jam...

How purple grapes are made

"It's a pluot—an apricot that self-identifies as a plum."

'Honey, I think we've wandered into a bad neighborhood. I'm pretty sure those are blood oranges.'

Summer Berries

Revenge of the Watermelons.

"What we have to do is get the government to come up with a minimum daily requirement for pomegranates."

"Don't worry, I'm not a vampire, I've just eaten a blood orange..."

Doctor says: 'I must say, I'm surprised to see you here' to Magritte character with apple in face

"Yeah, I'm dyslexic."

Boy eating greedily below a tree

"What's with that guy? I never see him attend any functions." "Oh, he's an antisocial vegan. He avoids meet."

"C'mon, work that core!"

"I like to stay in denial of nutritional facts."

Food Wars: "Thrilla in Peekskilla"