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'Compassion fruit.'

'Mum, Dad... I know you'll find this hard to accept, but I'm afraid I'm straight!'

That's what I call value.

'Could you recommend a fruit that works for lawyers?'

"Sorry, Dad. I thought you meant we were going to pick a phone."

"In lieu of a monthly check I'll receive a crateful of seasonal fruit."

Wonderland Produce. The first one was too hard, the second one was too soft, but the this one is just right! Goldilocks and the three Pears.

Gays of all nations dating bureau - Kiwi Fruits

Life in a food desert.

Succat Shalom

Norman's Early Years.

'The apple, a perfect fruit, crunchy, fits in your your hand, keeps the doctor away, but can it cure the economy? By George, I'm gonna find out! Wanna bite?'

"I'm sure my parents will love you, but for the time being, let's not mention that you're genetically modified."

"I know why we're the symbol for teaching - we look like a heart."

Lovers dressed as pears

"Just be yourself."

What the Doctor Ordered

"Yo, Cézanne, paint faster. I need those grapes for the Madeira sauce."

"Our Summer Citrus IPA contains your full daily requirement of fruit and fiber."

Newton discovers gravity and apple sauce in the same day.

The Teen Years of A Red Delicious.

Apple Pie Abduction

Tarzan of the Grapes.

"You can't compare apples and oranges because oranges have longer legs."

Banana Split Personality

The Gospel According To Jane Brody"Orange, come in. Apple, come in. Hey you, frankfurter, hold it right there."

'In my time, we didn't talk to a blackberry. We just ate the damn things!'

Ball as water-melon.

Newton forgets gravity, discovers delicious apple

Peach flirting with a banana.

Tree Passion

Sir gawain had been duped....it was a damson in distress

Large, wrinkly

PREPARING A POMEGRANATE FOR DUMMIES

'Hey, wait a minute...Apples aren't indigenous to this geopraphical region.'