Fruit Enthusiasts Pillows

'Compassion fruit.'

'Mum, Dad... I know you'll find this hard to accept, but I'm afraid I'm straight!'

'Could you recommend a fruit that works for lawyers?'

"Sorry, Dad. I thought you meant we were going to pick a phone."

"In lieu of a monthly check I'll receive a crateful of seasonal fruit."

Gays of all nations dating bureau - Kiwi Fruits

Life in a food desert.

Succat Shalom

Norman's Early Years.

'The apple, a perfect fruit, crunchy, fits in your your hand, keeps the doctor away, but can it cure the economy? By George, I'm gonna find out! Wanna bite?'

"I'm sure my parents will love you, but for the time being, let's not mention that you're genetically modified."

"I know why we're the symbol for teaching - we look like a heart."

Lovers dressed as pears

"Just be yourself."

What the Doctor Ordered

"Yo, Cézanne, paint faster. I need those grapes for the Madeira sauce."

"Our Summer Citrus IPA contains your full daily requirement of fruit and fiber."

Newton discovers gravity and apple sauce in the same day.

The Teen Years of A Red Delicious.

Apple Pie Abduction

The Gospel According To Jane Brody"Orange, come in. Apple, come in. Hey you, frankfurter, hold it right there."

"You can't compare apples and oranges because oranges have longer legs."

Banana Split Personality

Ball as water-melon.

PREPARING A POMEGRANATE FOR DUMMIES

Newton forgets gravity, discovers delicious apple

Peach flirting with a banana.

Sir gawain had been duped....it was a damson in distress

Large, wrinkly

Tree Passion

'Hey, wait a minute...Apples aren't indigenous to this geopraphical region.'

"Prepare to meet your maker."

'What are you eating now?'

"Looks like it's time to make the banana bread."

"Peach fuzz. How does a nectarine know when it reaches puberty?"