Fruit Aficionados Pillows

'I'm collecting manure for my strawberries.' 'I always put cream and sugar on mine.'

"I thought we were going to a different apple store."

Produce Fuji Apples. I told you that's not how "fudgey" is spelled.

We need more men --- Call up the preserves! (Published originally on 5/7/2004).

A smart alec boy

'Stay outta the sun, kids...'

'OK, who's rotting?'

'Not the bananas - the rope.'

"Just be yourself."

What the Doctor Ordered

"Our Summer Citrus IPA contains your full daily requirement of fruit and fiber."

"Yo, Cézanne, paint faster. I need those grapes for the Madeira sauce."

Newton discovers gravity and apple sauce in the same day.

The Teen Years of A Red Delicious.

Banana Split Personality

"You can't compare apples and oranges because oranges have longer legs."

The Gospel According To Jane Brody"Orange, come in. Apple, come in. Hey you, frankfurter, hold it right there."

Apple Pie Abduction

Tarzan of the Grapes.

'In my time, we didn't talk to a blackberry. We just ate the damn things!'

Peach flirting with a banana.

'Hey, wait a minute...Apples aren't indigenous to this geopraphical region.'

Large, wrinkly

"Remember, you're only as old as your peel."

Newton forgets gravity, discovers delicious apple

Sir gawain had been duped....it was a damson in distress

PREPARING A POMEGRANATE FOR DUMMIES

Tree Passion

'What are you eating now?'

'Don't disturb me - I'm in conference!'

"Peach fuzz. How does a nectarine know when it reaches puberty?"

"Prepare to meet your maker."

The Gardener's Holiday: Don't leave produce behind you to perish.

Plum jam...

Conference Pears