'I'm collecting manure for my strawberries.' 'I always put cream and sugar on mine.'
Fruit Aficionados Gifts
Looking for a gift that captures the vibrant spirit of fruit aficionados? Our collection of playful and artistic items is ideal for those who relish fresh flavors and the natural beauty of fruit. From quirky mugs to stylish prints, these gifts are designed to delight anyone who sees fruit as more than just a snack but a way of life. Brighten their day with a gift that’s as lively and colorful as their favorite fruit—whether they’re into luscious berries, crisp apples, or exotic tropical delights.
"I thought we were going to a different apple store."
Produce Fuji Apples. I told you that's not how "fudgey" is spelled.
We need more men --- Call up the preserves! (Published originally on 5/7/2004).
A smart alec boy
'Stay outta the sun, kids...'
'OK, who's rotting?'
'Not the bananas - the rope.'
"Just be yourself."
What the Doctor Ordered
"Our Summer Citrus IPA contains your full daily requirement of fruit and fiber."
"Yo, Cézanne, paint faster. I need those grapes for the Madeira sauce."
Newton discovers gravity and apple sauce in the same day.
The Teen Years of A Red Delicious.
Banana Split Personality
"You can't compare apples and oranges because oranges have longer legs."
The Gospel According To Jane Brody"Orange, come in. Apple, come in. Hey you, frankfurter, hold it right there."
Apple Pie Abduction
Tarzan of the Grapes.
'In my time, we didn't talk to a blackberry. We just ate the damn things!'
Peach flirting with a banana.
'Hey, wait a minute...Apples aren't indigenous to this geopraphical region.'
Large, wrinkly
"Remember, you're only as old as your peel."
Newton forgets gravity, discovers delicious apple
Sir gawain had been duped....it was a damson in distress
PREPARING A POMEGRANATE FOR DUMMIES
Tree Passion
'What are you eating now?'
'Don't disturb me - I'm in conference!'
"Peach fuzz. How does a nectarine know when it reaches puberty?"
"Prepare to meet your maker."
The Gardener's Holiday: Don't leave produce behind you to perish.
Plum jam...
Conference Pears
Fruit Aficionados Gifts Collection
Fruit Aficionados Mugs
Explore our collection of fruit-inspired mugs—ideal for adding a little zest to their morning routine or as a cheerful gift for any fruit lover.
Fruit Aficionados Pillows
Discover our cozy pillows adorned with fruity designs—an easy way to add a cheerful touch of nature to any space.
Fruit Aficionados Prints
Browse our vibrant fruit-inspired prints perfect for decorating kitchens, cafés, or personal spaces with a splash of color.
Fruit Aficionados T-Shirts
Check out our playful t-shirts for fruit aficionados—perfect for casual days, outdoor adventures, or making a fruity statement.