Fruit Lovers Pillows

"They're not ripe until you can see the barcodes."

"I'm sorry, your grapefruit subscription ran out and I forgot to renew it."

Boy being clever to a woman selling apples

'Technophobes - I can spot 'em a mile away.'

'Really? - The Agent Orange?'

"I don't know, doc, I'm just not peeling well!"

Bananas have an apple baby

Apple Tree Dispenser

"Just be yourself."

What the Doctor Ordered

"Yo, Cézanne, paint faster. I need those grapes for the Madeira sauce."

"Our Summer Citrus IPA contains your full daily requirement of fruit and fiber."

Newton discovers gravity and apple sauce in the same day.

Banana Split...

The Teen Years of A Red Delicious.

Apple Pie Abduction

"You can't compare apples and oranges because oranges have longer legs."

The Gospel According To Jane Brody"Orange, come in. Apple, come in. Hey you, frankfurter, hold it right there."

Tarzan of the Grapes.

Banana Split Personality

Ball as water-melon.

'In my time, we didn't talk to a blackberry. We just ate the damn things!'

Sir gawain had been duped....it was a damson in distress

'Hey, wait a minute...Apples aren't indigenous to this geopraphical region.'

Large, wrinkly

"Remember, you're only as old as your peel."

Peach flirting with a banana.

Newton forgets gravity, discovers delicious apple

PREPARING A POMEGRANATE FOR DUMMIES

Tree Passion

'What are you eating now?'

"Looks like it's time to make the banana bread."

"Peach fuzz. How does a nectarine know when it reaches puberty?"

"Prepare to meet your maker."

Plum jam...