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Lifestyles of the Visibly Upset

"Oh, stop it. You are not at all obtuse." Complimentary angles make the other angles feel good about themselves.

Fisherman Evolution: They have evolved over the years with three distinct species...the largest of these is the coarse fisherman.

Hacking through ice in order to fish

Kid to fellow fisherman: 'Why do they stink like fish when they've been bathing this whole time?'

"We can't Sunday. We've been invited to 'you know who's' skybox."

"We tried 'Baby Mozart,' but he prefers 'Baby John Cage.'"

'Looks like somebody needs to lay off of the authentic angel food cake!'

"Then it's agreed. Judgment Day, whenever it comes, will fall on a Thursday, so that they'll get the long weekend."

'It's not much of a soap opera with just that Adam guy.'

"That's our new church mascot."

The Cremaster Cycle

'I'm a perfect little angel while I'm asleep. It's being awake that causes me trouble.'

'Well, well - this should create a nice little wave of panic and hysteria.'

"You run into a window, too?"

The Suite Hereafter

"I don't want any old ones, I want my own back..."

'Isn't that wonderful? We both suffer from intellectual angst!'

"I'm getting plasma, iron and platelets. RH positive!"

Man indignant at having caught no fish

'Look Chaucer, there goes that rotten plagiarist Shakespeare again!'

The End is Nigh

"They weren't kidding when they said a women's work is never done!"

Brothers of the Angle: Fishermen think of themselves as one big family.

"I can never remember if it's smite or smote."

Four fishermen catch the same fish.

'God, it's a relief to get away from that exhibition of a bit.'

Waiting for host to start the meeting.

'I'm worried about this growth on my back!'

'Uh, no...Generally I don't take requests.'

'I guess it was a mistake to make them self-starting.'