Anger Aficionado Gifts

Lifestyles of the Visibly Upset

"Oh, stop it. You are not at all obtuse." Complimentary angles make the other angles feel good about themselves.

Hacking through ice in order to fish

Kid to fellow fisherman: 'Why do they stink like fish when they've been bathing this whole time?'

Fisherman Evolution: They have evolved over the years with three distinct species...the largest of these is the coarse fisherman.

"We can't Sunday. We've been invited to 'you know who's' skybox."

"We tried 'Baby Mozart,' but he prefers 'Baby John Cage.'"

"It's just one bad review and we all know who wrote it."

'Looks like somebody needs to lay off of the authentic angel food cake!'

"Then it's agreed. Judgment Day, whenever it comes, will fall on a Thursday, so that they'll get the long weekend."

The Cremaster Cycle

Jeff Tweedy caricature.

'It's not much of a soap opera with just that Adam guy.'

"That's our new church mascot."

'Well, well - this should create a nice little wave of panic and hysteria.'

'I'm a perfect little angel while I'm asleep. It's being awake that causes me trouble.'

"I'm getting plasma, iron and platelets. RH positive!"

The Suite Hereafter

Man indignant at having caught no fish

'Isn't that wonderful? We both suffer from intellectual angst!'

"That's Bob. He's a bit of a wing nut."

"I don't want any old ones, I want my own back..."

"You run into a window, too?"

The End is Nigh

'Look Chaucer, there goes that rotten plagiarist Shakespeare again!'

"They weren't kidding when they said a women's work is never done!"

"I can never remember if it's smite or smote."

Brothers of the Angle: Fishermen think of themselves as one big family.

Four fishermen catch the same fish.

'Rodney! You take one more step in that direction and we're through!'

'All You Can Eat Wings.'

'I'm worried about this growth on my back!'

'Uh, no...Generally I don't take requests.'

Waiting for host to start the meeting.

'God, it's a relief to get away from that exhibition of a bit.'