Panic Aficionado Gifts

'Well, well - this should create a nice little wave of panic and hysteria.'

The End is Nigh

"So, what brings you in today, Mr. Brooks? High anxiety again?"

A fairy with wand and crown in pink tutu

'The ghost walks this passage every night Monday to Friday. He has weekends off.'

'... And this is my cellar.'

Gene Wilder as Willy Wonka

A vampire sitting on a park bench at night feeding bats.

"These colder temperatures always cause my tire pressure to drop—it's a good thing I stopped to check." Peter finally grows up.

Night of the Zombonies.

Unfinished painting of a monster in a lake sits beside the lake with no painter in sight

Paranormal A-Z...

Raincloud Umbrella

'Did you watch the horror movie?'

"Ever since you changed from a frog to a Prince you seem a little jumpy!"

"I'm the bad guy..."

Primitive magician

"Siri, who’s the fairest of them all?"

"We're looking for something for our panic room."

Igor hesitated - "You give me that silly old brain, and i'll give you these magic beans!"

Swiss army knife

"If you wish to manifest here, you'll have to change. We don't allow anything past 1950."

Save the unicorn.

"Where’s your sense of Gothic romance?"

Horror Stories.

Wolf to Red Riding Hood: 'No thanks, I'm on a strict grandmother diet.'

"Yes, it's nice my husband has hoarded a fortune, but it would be nicer if he would let me spend some of it though..."

"800 years old?!! - Gosh... you must be feeling very 'long-in-the tooth."

Stonehenge Explained

"So besides opera and lurking, what do you do to relax?"

Dracula acquires a taste for maple syrup.

Scene from 'Night of the Koala'

"What we didn't have but obviously needed was an alarmist."

'Take two eyes of newt, and call me in the morning.'

'Look man, no wings!'