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'Well, well - this should create a nice little wave of panic and hysteria.'

The End is Nigh

"So, what brings you in today, Mr. Brooks? High anxiety again?"

A fairy with wand and crown in pink tutu

'The ghost walks this passage every night Monday to Friday. He has weekends off.'

'... And this is my cellar.'

A vampire sitting on a park bench at night feeding bats.

Unfinished painting of a monster in a lake sits beside the lake with no painter in sight

Gene Wilder as Willy Wonka

"These colder temperatures always cause my tire pressure to drop—it's a good thing I stopped to check." Peter finally grows up.

Night of the Zombonies.

Paranormal A-Z...

Raincloud Umbrella

Frankenstein working at a hot dog stand.

Swiss army knife

Primitive magician

"We're looking for something for our panic room."

'Did you watch the horror movie?'

"Ever since you changed from a frog to a Prince you seem a little jumpy!"

"I'm the bad guy..."

Igor hesitated - "You give me that silly old brain, and i'll give you these magic beans!"

"If you wish to manifest here, you'll have to change. We don't allow anything past 1950."

"Siri, who’s the fairest of them all?"

Dracula acquires a taste for maple syrup.

"800 years old?!! - Gosh... you must be feeling very 'long-in-the tooth."

"Yes, it's nice my husband has hoarded a fortune, but it would be nicer if he would let me spend some of it though..."

Horror Stories.

"Where’s your sense of Gothic romance?"

Wolf to Red Riding Hood: 'No thanks, I'm on a strict grandmother diet.'

Save the unicorn.

"So besides opera and lurking, what do you do to relax?"

Stonehenge Explained

Scene from 'Night of the Koala'

"What we didn't have but obviously needed was an alarmist."

Dragon Recycling the Knights it has defeated