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"We're looking for something for our panic room."

"I'll be a little late. I'm working a double shift."

"What we didn't have but obviously needed was an alarmist."

'Well, well - this should create a nice little wave of panic and hysteria.'

"Let me through – I'm morbidly curious!"

The End is Nigh

The Day When The Curse Of The Mummy Lost It's Horror. . .

Medical Center.

"Your veins are too narrow. Let me get our in-house specialist to help."

"I know I said you could retitle your office, but..."

"My problem is I obsess over whether I worry enough."

'Aunt Joan and Uncle Wally took Luci to the emergency room.'

"It's almost flu season! Stay indoors! Touch no one!"

Safety last.

Panic Button

"You need to take it easier henderson. You're working yourself into the ground"

'... and I would have gotten away with it too, if it weren't for those dang meddling kids... that and my incredibly stupid plan. Also in retrospect, I realize my costume was, regrettably, quite lame.'

"Did we turn off the stove?"

"A mouse! A mouse!"

'It's not mine.'

Creepy Delivery.

"For God's sake, man, just tell me what we're running from!"

"How's your spring break going, Jerry?"

The Headless Horseman's Traumatic Childhood

'Hey, it's all right - we're ALL afraid of vacuum cleaners.'

Houdini's lesser known brother Carl.

Professor Yomp inserts ecology into his economic formula: "We're doomed!"

Someone Online Says Someone Did Something and You Should Be Pissed

"I knew it. I just KNEW it. How long have I had this condition, doctor? Is there a cure? Oh, God, it just had to be disease, didn't it..." Cathy finds out that she has hypochondria.

"There's a rumour going round that one of you is planning an escape."

"What? The market didn't break a record today? Now where did I put my panic button?"

'Once you get the hang of it, crisis management is fairly straightforward.'

"Doctor I think it is incompatible blood..."

"Hello. . . Police? We've been burgled! The bastards have taken all of our soap, hand sanitiser and toilet rolls!"

'I had that nightmare again, where I get eaten by a dog!'