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Bob just saw the bills... he's in the panic room.

"We're looking for something for our panic room."

"What we didn't have but obviously needed was an alarmist."

Being Serenading in Casualty

'Well, well - this should create a nice little wave of panic and hysteria.'

The End is Nigh

Medical Center.

"Please fill out these forms. We don't need them for anything, but you're making me nervous staring at your watch."

"I know I said you could retitle your office, but..."

"Actually, I didn't become dizzy and nauseous until I started inhaling the scent strips in the waiting room magazines."

'Maintenance to the O.R....Maintenance to the O.R....'

"It's almost flu season! Stay indoors! Touch no one!"

Panic Button

"You need to take it easier henderson. You're working yourself into the ground"

Hospital: Accident and Emergency and On Purpose and Suffering Nicely.

'it's either mass hysteria, or a very effective advertising campaign.'

'... and I would have gotten away with it too, if it weren't for those dang meddling kids... that and my incredibly stupid plan. Also in retrospect, I realize my costume was, regrettably, quite lame.'

"He fought like hell."

"Do you know your name? Do you know where you are? Do you remember the accident? Do you know you had a hole in your underpants?"

'Can't read this one either. Think anyone would mind if I just rolled around in them?'

"For God's sake, man, just tell me what we're running from!"

'Well, good morning Mr. Daniel, have a seat in our waiting room.'

"We have male patient coming in who has a large parsnip stuck up his colon!"

Man hanging by chains in dungeon, arrow in chest with message saying: 'Help is at hand.'

'I have another doctor, but I like your magazines better.'

'How's my son? He swallowed 50p?'

Houdini's lesser known brother Carl.

Professor Yomp inserts ecology into his economic formula: "We're doomed!"

"There's a rumour going round that one of you is planning an escape."

"What? The market didn't break a record today? Now where did I put my panic button?"

'Once you get the hang of it, crisis management is fairly straightforward.'

"I think you just discovered a great visual metaphor for panic!"

'Sure, you can escape, but you never escape unscathed.'

'Let's see...Lloyd Young...Sat on by elephant...He's in rooms 23, 24 and 25.'

"Hello. . . Police? We've been burgled! The bastards have taken all of our soap, hand sanitiser and toilet rolls!"