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"It's his birthday."

'Any ideas other than a tunnel?'

Houdini's lesser known brother Carl.

"You had the power to leave all along - just click your heels three times, grab your coat, and sneak out without saying goodbye."

'Don't you have a better escape plan than that?'

Desert Island Fantasies

Houdini attempts to escape a relationship.

"I locked the key in the trunk."

Houdini's Dog

'I don't understand. . . My escape trick has always worked!'

Clock Face Golf Set

"I know I said you could retitle your office, but..."

Golf escape.

"And, little by little, over the next ten minutes, he was able to dig his way to freedom."

Houdini Museum. Can you at least give us a hint where the exit is?

'... and I would have gotten away with it too, if it weren't for those dang meddling kids... that and my incredibly stupid plan. Also in retrospect, I realize my costume was, regrettably, quite lame.'

"That's my exit strategy."

"I've spent the last 6 months teaching myself escapology."

Patient walking out of hospital.

Prison Escape

"This will be your office. We had to put bars on the windows, because the last 3 employees escaped."

"Turkeys don't just build escape tunnels without a little help."

'Give it a rest, will you? -- We're ALL bored!'

The trouble with trying to quit smoking.

'That holiday I booked for my wife to the Galapagos Islands? She found her way back, so can we try another destination?'

Houdini tries to get out of dinner with his in-laws.

"Put off the escape until tomorrow - I've only enough food in the house for one..."

"Yep, it's another roo... Um, guys? This may prove to be a bit more difficult than we had originally thought."

Man hanging by chains in dungeon, arrow in chest with message saying: 'Help is at hand.'

'It's gratifying to see a soul who has come to rems with his predicament.' 'Isn't he whistling the theme from 'The Great Escape'?'

'I didn't realize the locksmithing test would be this tough.'

Maybe it wasn't the best idea to put a climbing wall in the exercise yard.

Desert Island Game

"There's a rumour going round that one of you is planning an escape."

"For God's sake, stop overthinking everything and just run."